Herod
With Wikileaks in the headlines
you could say
the timing was perfect.
Three Iraqi profs in clown-suits
claimed they had intel
on a need-to-know-basis.
No one used the word coup
but it was clear what they meant.
Said they’d scoured satellites
to find me. Someone’s head
will roll for that, I laughed.
Not even a flicker.
I cut them a deal:
new Jeeps, immunity,
a map of the minefields
in return for his name.
We shook, nothing in writing,
everything clean.
How they twigged I honestly
can’t say. They didn’t look
like hackers, then who does?
Special forces, probably.
They were good, not a trace.
If they ever do go public
I will be waiting.
One thing I’ve learned,
if you can’t give the order
it’s time to get out.
